Thanks to ratings systems on Amazon, Yelp, and TripAdvisor, hilarious customer reviews have never been so easy to find. The late, great Anthony Bourdain once said, “There's really no worse, or lower human being, than an elite Yelper.” While most people who review restaurants, attractions, and products are just giving their honest opinions, some people's opinions are just bizarre. Some reviews are clearly just elaborate jokes, while other reviews miss the point of the product entirely. Here are the funniest customer reviews (and some hilarious responses from business owners) ever assembled on the internet. Don’t forget to SHARE this post with every Yelper you know.